By Johnny Schifoso
About 2 weeks ago, I was out with a few friends just getting a couple of drinks after work. We went down to this bar that we always go to; I won’t mention it here because I still go there from time to time.
ANYWAYS…..
We are just chillin’ when a few younger gals, no older than 22-23 come in. We usually give them the old “cock-eye” glare to see if we get a reaction….and guess what, blammo! This lil’ honey-bunny caught my eye-lock and threw it back at me. Fuck that if I back away from this so we kept the stare down going for another 15 seconds. The bartender said something to the effect like, “Your staring at that broad like you’re an Ethiopian spotting a grilled cheese sandwich you fat-ass!”
I had a couple of car bombs and made my way to the sandbox to get my paws a little pissy and walked by her, let her smell my man scent I guess. On the way back her nose tackle of a friend said, “You guys should come here and buy us some shots”. I’m not one to turn down a fat chick looking to get wasted, so I got my crew over to her crew. We did some shots, fat chick got shoved off to my boy, and I punched in and went to work.
She said she was going to school, studying psychology….blah, blah, blah. I couldn’t wait to fill her cannoli shell, so I said, “Listen I gotta go soon, need a ride home”?
Cha-ching…money! She accepted and we proceeded to get the fuck out of that bar before some asshole or bitch cock or clam blocked me.
Next thing I know we are at her place. It was a nice night from what I could remember, like stars and moonlight coming through the window. I said to myself that this was a little surreal. She gave me a little oral and I went in, yes WITHOUT a rubber! She was hot, it’s not excuse but I wasn’t worried, I don’t know why. We went mish for a few minutes and I wanted to turn her over to see that ass up close. So when she turned over, HOLY FUCKING SHIT! It looked like one of those wrinkly bags from the nursing home from the movie COCOON!!
I realized that this girl’s front side was the body of a 21 year old. Her back side, 85-95 years old…and in real bad shape!
What the fuck man! She told me to stick it in. At that moment, I had a…..a moment I guess. Shit started to fall into place. I had gone to see the movie Avatar a few days prior, and still had the whole movie thing still in my head. Then I looked out the window….it didn’t even look like winter….there were trees and weird vegetation outside….it was the middle of January!
I was dreaming….I actually was in the middle of a sex dream and realized it right before I was going to fuck this grandma corpse like saggy weathered, mole-marked ass……..so I said fuck it. I pounded that thing till it died….again! And you know what I liked it.