Kapitol Magazine
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You will contribute for the betterment of the Kapitol!
Interested in submitting your writings?  Want to join the already impressive roster of  incredibly talented professionals here at the Kapitol?  Want to subject yourself to the false hope that you actually might be creative and are not just a maggott on the stinking turd-pile we call earth?  Want to possibly gain an inch or two of length AND girth, or maybe a couple of cup sizes (or both…for the trannys out there)? 

Then send us your best writings.  It can be anything you’d like.  We’ll review it and maybe put it up. 

Will you get paid? Absolutely NOT!  But just think of the warm-fuzzy feeling you’d get when you can tell your friends and family that your writings are on KapitolMagazine.com…the home of zero bullshit and true “alternative” news.

Email: info@kapitolmagazine.com